ic inbox;

[threesecrets]

un: greywaren

[ text / voice / video / action / dreams / post-it notes ]

Comments

text | un: unsaphir | shows up late with charmbucks

[semicharmed]

[ Matt managed to catch up with some of his raffle winners at the gala, and others, like Cain, are people he knows already. Some people he missed, and while cold-calling isn't his favorite thing in the world, everybody likes prizes, right? ]

Hey, this is Matt Jamison, your neighborhood witch/mage/whatever. Looks like you won a magic charm at the gala, so I'm checking in to see what kind you might want?

Not sure if you had a chance to check out some of the samples I had available, but I'm happy to go through the spiel, send some video of charms in action, etc.

[threesecrets]

[Everybody likes prizes. Even grumps like Ronan that don't like phones can't manage to be annoyed at the texts that pop up on his device. If nothing else, Matt is a magic user offering him a favor, so he already has the teen's interest. And well, he had rather enjoyed the gala, too. So it's a good association.]

sure go through the spiel.
there was a lot going on at the gala so ill admit I was a bit distracted
but I did think your charms sounded pretty badass.

[This is actually an improvement for Ronan. If Blue were in this place, she'd probably be smirking victoriously right about now. Back home magic had been a thorny subject for him. But that was largely tied to complicated feelings about his own magic, and as weird as this place was, he's been figuring things out.]

[semicharmed]

Oh, no worries, and thanks ☺️

okay so, the way I define them, charms are basically enchanted objects that gain personal significance/resonance by being worn next to the skin

they can do any number of things and take any number of forms. popular ones are jewelry, sachets, clothing items

In terms of effects, see above re: any number. Traditional amulets did things like provide good luck or protection to the bearer. I do love those, and I recommend them in general, but I've also created charms with other effects. Invisibility, emotional centering, energy, that kind of thing

text | un: thief | backdated to the middle of September | nsfw

[burnyoudown]

hey
I've got a question for you
out of curiosity
how do you feel about fisting?

[threesecrets]

what the fuck k

i dont know??
never tried it before.

do i even want to know what brought this up?

[burnyoudown]

I learned about a game called fox fist
you know what it sounds like
it's not, but it sounds like it
so I got to thinking about things

I've only done it once myself
it's a little weird
but the payoff's worth it

didn't figure you'd ever tried it

text | un: thief | Oct 30th

[burnyoudown]

[Kavinsky was drunk, autocorrect was for losers, and he literally could have just gone and found Ronan to have an in-person conversation, but then he'd have to leave the bathtub.]

kif we were homne I'd be putting the fniishing touches on planning pa halloween party
fuck
if I wasn't

fuck it
let's play a game
tell wme somkething I don't know about you
i'll return tshe favor

[threesecrets]

what do you wanna know?
if we're gonna play
I oughta at least give you interesting answers.

I can grab a bottle
or something
and join you?

[He's not quite sure if Kavinsky wants to be alone and drunk in the bathtub, and he's not sure if he wants to let him indulge if he does, to be honest.]

[burnyoudown]

fuck man
i d'nobt kndow
what's the first thing yjou can remember dreaming up?
or
why is it alwayhs birds with you?

dunno if ijt'd be comortafble

[He should probably be convinced to leave the bath though--the water wasn't even hot anymore and there was a crick in his neck. Not to mention that being drunk in the bath was potentially dangerous. Especially when he was still drinking.]

voice; un: streetinvenice; backdated to like the 12th

[inauthenticity]

1. just got back from home
2. i need to see you like NOW

[If that sounds concerning, it's because Jordan is fucking concerned. Everything goddamn fell asleep except for her and now that she's over the elation of still being awake? She's got some fucking questions.]

[threesecrets]

I'm at home, you wanna meet at my place? I figure if you're back you know what a shitshow it was.

[He knows he probably should have told her things before and he'd opted not to, but he's not making excuses for that. Not yet, anyway.]

[inauthenticity]

i'll be there in like 10 min

[She doesn't bother to drag out the conversation, because this is shit she's unwilling to put to text. Between the vague whispers she's heard through Declan's contacts and the last time she saw Hennessey, she wants to know what the hell happened. Last she heard, they were waking up the ley line and then the next day everything fucking falls asleep.]

Ronan. [She knocks on the door.] Open the hell up.

[The intonation of the words is more Hennessey than Jordan.]

[TRP] text | un: thief | early December/after Ronan's canon update

[burnyoudown]

that fucker's blackmailing me
I guess you breaking his arm didn't teach him shit

nice job on that, btw

[threesecrets]

what the fuck is he tryng to blackmail you for?

at the time it seemed fair

[burnyoudown]

he knows I'm a dreamer
I asked him to keep it a secret
now he's dangling it over my head

I like it
you breaking his arm not the blackmail shit
an eye for an eye and all of that
kind of romantic

[Noct] Text | un; Thief

[burnyoudown]

if I owned a business
don't laugh
if I owned a business what do you think I should name it?
I'm just brainstorming but I'm thinking of selling dream shit

thinking of naming it 'K's' with a big crown
unless that's stupid

[threesecrets]

I wouldnt laugh anyway
but I was thinking about that a couple months ago.
so if you wanted we could
work together maybe

and it's not stupid
unless you wanna say what you mean
KINGS all caps
keep the crown of course

[burnyoudown]

[He hadn't been sure if the idea of him owning a legitimate business would be funny or not, considering he usually dealt in shady shit.]

yeah we could work together
I like Kings
why's it gotta be in all caps tho?

[Noct] Text | un; Thief | Jan 6th

[burnyoudown]

hey
I'm gonna be home late today
getting experimented on

wanted to give you a heads up
in case I come home glowing
or something

[threesecrets]

what the fuck are you talking about

[Ronan is of course, immediately worried sick, and still sucks at saying that.]

[burnyoudown]

there's an alchemist
she does alchemy stuff
she needed volunteers

don't worry I already asked if there's any real risk
she said no

she also has a bird?
you guys could be bird buddies

[Noct] Text | un: thief

[burnyoudown]

so I've been putting a lot of thought into something
and I wanna talk to you about it
without you laughing at me or some shit

[He wasn't really sure if Ronan would laugh at him about this, but he was feeling vulnerable and it was better to get that threat(?) out of the way first.

He'd been thinking about it on and off for weeks since one of the times he'd talked to Momo and maybe he should've done something about this sooner, but. It was better late than never, right?]

also this isn't about us
we're fine
I love you
I've just been
soul searching or something

[threesecrets]

do you want me to come home?

I'm not gonna laugh at you K
I love you
I wouldn't when it's something serious.

and if you've been soul-searching or something
I wanna be there for you-
whatever you need.

action - nsfw - sometime between the 13th-18th

[burnyoudown]

[It'd started off as a normal shower. He'd had the best intentions in mind, those being 'get clean, go cuddle his fiance', but the world had other plans for him. It happened in a painless wave, replacing his legs with an array of suctionless tentacles. Bioluminescent spots in brilliant blue patterns formed across his skin, back and chest and arms and new tentacles. He couldn't be sure, because he was too busy suddenly sliding around the tub like a newborn fawn, but he thought even his dick was different. You just kind of knew when something wasn't normal down there.

A tentacle or two or three smacked into the shower curtain, nearly ripping it down as he tried to brace himself. His tentacles were long and slippery and without suckers on them, they had little purchase on the tub.]

Ronan!

[He hollered as he eventually stopped sloshing around the tub, water still cascading down over him. He couldn't see it, but the ruby on his temple had turned into a sapphire.]

Hey, Lynch! Get that perfect ass in here.

!!!!! yeeeeeee

[threesecrets]

[Ronan pulls himself off of the couch and into the bathroom off of the master bedroom that they shared. He couldn't imagine what his fiancee wanted, but given the tone of his voice and the fact that he was talking about his perfect ass he was assuming that it wasn't a crisis.

Instead he pulls his shirt off, tossing it onto the floor as he makes his way barefoot into the bedroom.]

What, did you miss me--

[Ronan starts off, but only gets halfway through his quip when his gaze finally catches on his boyfriend, who is beautiful as always. He's just also luminescent and blue, with tentacles extending from his body and Ronan's cheeks flushed faintly at the thoughts currently twisting through his head, his heart racing a little. This was new. But not bad, clearly, given the way that his blue eyes slide over Kavinsky's body.]

You feel alright?

[He pushes the shower curtain out of the way enough so that he can reach in and slide his fingers against the other boy's wet skin, trailing down until he can softly slide his fingers around one of his tentacles. It makes his stomach flop in a way that's all heat, all want, that's the thrill of something new to discover, to feel- he does still really like it when Kavinsky introduces him to things, shows him what he wants even when Ronan hardly knows half the time.

In the back of his mind he knows that he should be getting his pants off as quickly as he can manage it, but he's currently a bit overwhelmed and captivated just by the sight of him, the way that it feels under his fingers, so he's a bit too distracted to actually put that into practice just yet.]

God, you're fucking beautiful.